faqs
Will your shows be right for our audience?
Do you perform in other parts of Victoria, or Interstate?
How come we've never heard of you?
How do we know when you're available if we want to book you?
How do we book the two great fun bags?
Is there a discount for service clubs or fund-raisers?
What if we need to cancel a booking?
What about GST?
Have you got one of those Privacy Statements everyone seems to have?
How do we audition you?
Will your shows be right for our audience?
Depends on who your audience will be. Secret Women's Business, with nun'o'that, appeals most to older audiences who remember the trials of contraception before "the pill" changed the world in the mid-1960s, to predominantly female audiences, or to nurses of any gender. Allow approximately 15 -20 minutes.
The Recruitment Drive, with nun'o'that, goes over well with audiences such as admin staff, secretaries and so on, as they recognise the corporate significance of Mission and Vision statements, and job descriptions. This show involves some audience participation and lasts 20-25 minutes.
nun'o'that go over well in a "dinner and a show" setting. As MCs they are quick-witted and adaptable, and work very well. Why not get nun'o'that to sell your special message, or new product-line?
Rosie Bush is a great hit with any audience that is prepared to be entertained in a traditional way, i.e. seated and happy to pay attention. [not necessarily the case with youngsters standing in groups at a party, who are focused on drinking or sending text messages etc.]
Rosie goes over well in a "dinner and a show" setting. Rosie has also been a great hit, many times, as comic relief during conference breakouts.
Cousin Kaymae is dedicated to providing useful workplace information information, in a fun way, in a seminar setting. Depending on your training needs, the seminar may go for 50 minutes or an afternoon.
Please feel free to contact us and discuss your function, your audience, market or goals, and proposed venue.
Do you perform in other parts of Victoria, or interstate?
Yes - our motto is Have bags, will travel*.
Your early enquiry will help us ensure we have time,
travel and accommodation requirements covered.
[*thanks to Valerie of Mölnlycke Health Care, not just for
this question but for the answer as well!]
How come we've never heard of you?
Some people have — we even have some loyal fans who've been to five or more of our shows. [of course, we've sometimes been called the fat bags, the old bags, or even the shopping bags... but so long as people remember us as fun, that's fine!]
How do we know when you are available if we want to book you?
The two great fun bags can do business or private breakfasts, lunches or dinners, or appear somewhere in between. Our Bookings Calendar will provide a rough idea of when we are free, but you can leave a message on our answering machine [03] 9770 9742, or email us to check if the date and time you want is definitely available.
How do we book the two great fun bags?
Easy peasy!
- you contact us
BOOKING THE FUN BAGS:
Step 1:
 email us OR  03 9770 9742
Step 2:
discuss $
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- we discuss your date, venue and aims
- we'll quote a price and confirm it in writing
- you sign & return the quotation
- you pay deposit to our nominated account
- your booking is firm
- we turn up
- you pay the balance
- your guests are left "rofltao"
You can leave a message on our answering machine
[03] 9770 9742, or email us and tell us what you
are planning. We can negotiate a more specific cost
agreement then.
Is there a discount for service clubs or fund raisers?
We are happy to consider discounts for service clubs or worthy causes. Why not leave a message on our answering machine [03] 9770 9742, or email us and tell us what you are planning?
What if we need to cancel a booking?
Please read our complete terms and conditions before confirming your booking.
What about GST?
We two great fun bags tell the tax man quite honestly about our income and expenses, but are not currently registered to collect GST. All prices we quote [other than accommodation or travel expenses] are therefore [for now] exclusive of GST. Our ABN is 81 220 872 614.
Have you got one of those Privacy Statements everyone seems to have?
Of course!We promise not to use your name or address details to annoy or bother you, or to sell your name and address to anyone else who might want to bother you, or, if we are using your name or address or a picture of you and it bothers you, just tell us and we will fix the problem.
Click here to read the long-winded version of our Privacy Statement
How do we audition you?
By now we hope you've seen our video files and experienced our approach to fun.
If you haven't yet, then why not take a look at our final fun clips [video file] ?
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